Friday, March 22, 2013

A Criminal and Broke

So, I go to my bank on Wednesday to make a deposit!  The teller says, "You cannot make this deposit!"  WHAT? You can't make deposits in banks anymore?  You can't make deposits on Wednesdays?  WHAT?

No, you can't make deposits with counterfeit money!!!  OH MY!!!  I didn't know my money was counterfeit.

Possession of counterfeit currency  --  GUILTY
Attempting to pass counterfeit currency  --  GUILTY
Having no clue the currency I possessed and attempted to pass was counterfeit  --  GUILTY

And...the bank keeps your counterfeit money and you get nothing in return!!!  :0(

End result  -- Almost a criminal and broke!  :0)

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