Lyle shared a conversation he had with one of his friends (that I don't know):
Lyle: She had a perforated bowel, and they did surgery to remove eight inches of her colon.
Friend: Boy, I hope she never has to make a list.
Lyle: A list?
Friend: Yeh, a list. Cause she only has a semicolon instead of a colon.
Kind of corny, but I laughed so hard when Lyle shared this with me.