Friday, March 13, 2009

Happy Birthday, Barbie!

Happy 50th Birthday, Barbie!! You and I have something in common -- we were both born in 1959. But that's where the similiarities end.

Barbie, you look fabulous at 50! Where's the...
  • blotchy skin
  • stomach bulge from those extra 30 pounds
  • gray hair
  • bags under the eyes
  • saggy boobs
  • wrinkles
  • aches and pains
  • hot flashes and night sweats
  • droppy eyelids
  • facial whiskers
  • moles and/or melonoma cancer

Congratulations, Barbie, on 110 careers, successfully keeping a boyfriend for 43 years, and turning 50!! After five decades of constantly wearing heels, I hope you get a much-deserved foot massage for your birthday!


  1. I could be wrong about this, BUT I think that someone ELSE is going to turn 50 this year!!! If I remember right she has the Barbie in the striped tathing suit! Wonder what all that stuff that used to sit at the end of her dresser might be worth someday in the future? Happy Birthday to EVERYONE who was born in 1959 and a TURNING 50 THIS YEAR!

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  3. i thought she turn 49 this year and 48 next year :) just number, the most inpointant is keep your mind and heart young!!!
    PS: sorry for my poor English :) if there has wrong spell, my apologies :)